"RotaryLover" (rotarylover)
10/03/2013 at 00:14 • Filed to: Spiders
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"RotaryLover" (rotarylover)
10/03/2013 at 00:14 • Filed to: Spiders | 5
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I was driving with my top down, and I see this big ass spider on my window. I'm like "you like speed huh? Let me introduce you to 120km/h and see if you hold". Mofo just stopped moving and stayed glued the whole time. I eventually stop. And I see him clawling under the sunvisor, hoping that he would stay there and be cool, but no, he goes across the windscreen while I'm driving. Right when he's in the middle he falls. I lost my shit and I was driving like if I was drunk. Til now I don't know where da fuck is he. I'm Ferrarising the Miata tomorrow, fuck it.
TSLA
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 00:18 |
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It probably landed right next to your testi-... oh wait...
lol jk
PRBot II
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 00:24 |
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For a second there, I thought you were ranting about Spyders.
phenotyp
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 00:26 |
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Spider=she.
Also, bonus for the first time I've seen someone use Ferrarise.
edit: also, submitting this reply took about 14 tries. What the fuck, assholes.
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RotaryLover
> TSLA
10/03/2013 at 00:39 |
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lol
roflcopter
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 00:39 |
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I had an experience similar to this over the summer...
I had the day off, planning to go work on my recently acquired hooptie, I go through my usual morning routine, which ends with me walking out the door and grabbing a hat off the peg to tame my luscious locks(it'll make sense later). As I'm cruising along at highway speeds, I feel something tickling my forehead. I take the hat off, placing it on my leg, and check my hairline in the rear view mirror to see if there was some obviously unruly hair or maybe a sugar ant that had lost it's way, but alas, I found nothing. While approaching some traffic I downshift before putting my hat back on, but as I push the clutch in, I feel something hit my leg. I look down to find an, at least 3 inch, cockroach crawling up my leg. Needless to say I forgot I was driving and used my hat to fling the thing out the passenger side window, which was down thankfully, but couldn't watch the entire trajectory because I realized I was still driving, occupying 2.5 lanes of a 2 lane road and dodging traffic.
Ended up finding the fucker dead on the back floorboard 2 weeks later. Easily the most violated I've felt in years.
Lets Just Drive
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 00:40 |
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Poor spiders.
They're generally benign, or doing us the favor of killing of the really nasty bugs. But because they're scary, we flip out and crush them with rolled up magazines.
I think spiders are the new black people.
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RotaryLover
> roflcopter
10/03/2013 at 00:53 |
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I think I would had swerve multiple lane and ran from the car if it happened to me!
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RotaryLover
> PRBot II
10/03/2013 at 00:54 |
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Spyder would never get hate from me, spiders on the other hand...
ChemicalCutthroat
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 00:57 |
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Always appropriate.
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RotaryLover
> phenotyp
10/03/2013 at 00:58 |
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In the heat of the moment, spider doesn't have a gender for me :P. You got kinja'd.
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ChemicalCutthroat
> Lets Just Drive
10/03/2013 at 01:00 |
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I have never crushed a black person with a rolled up magazine.
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RotaryLover
> ChemicalCutthroat
10/03/2013 at 01:02 |
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Told you, I'm Ferrarising the Miata tomorrow lol
Corson Currently Coupein' It
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 01:03 |
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I actually like spiders, I didn't used to, but now I see them as the helpful "bugs" they are, killing 'skeeters and flys. There are two HUGE ones in my backyard that both have massive webs feet across. Respect lil' homies.
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ChemicalCutthroat
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 01:03 |
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When in doubt.
Kill it with fire.
It'll be a shame to watch the Miata burn.
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Lets Just Drive
> ChemicalCutthroat
10/03/2013 at 01:05 |
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I lol'd.
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RotaryLover
> Lets Just Drive
10/03/2013 at 01:06 |
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That awkward moment when the OP is black. loll.
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Lets Just Drive
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 01:11 |
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PRBot II
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 01:12 |
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Such is the plight of the convertible owner. There's a light brown spider hiding somewhere in the crevasses of my own drop top. That bastard is as good as dead if I see him again.
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RotaryLover
> ChemicalCutthroat
10/03/2013 at 01:16 |
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Yeah same...its like watching money burning lol
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RotaryLover
> PRBot II
10/03/2013 at 01:19 |
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Just hope you find it before you drive hahaha
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phenotyp
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 01:21 |
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Once again, as always.
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RotaryLover
> phenotyp
10/03/2013 at 01:31 |
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We all are lol
GhostZ
> Lets Just Drive
10/03/2013 at 01:35 |
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Fuck mosquitoes. Those fuckers can die in a miserable hell. Spiders are cool by me.
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PRBot II
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 01:35 |
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Seriously, otherwise it'll look like I'm driving drunk too.
And then it'll be me making a 'I hate spiders' post.
cheerful_exgirlfriend
> ChemicalCutthroat
10/03/2013 at 02:04 |
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That's the best spider gif!!! Of all of them!
Supreme Kiwi Zorro
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 03:12 |
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Oh, don't be scared of spiders.
Okay, I take that back. *shudders*
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RotaryLover
> Supreme Kiwi Zorro
10/03/2013 at 09:24 |
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oh hell no!
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RotaryLover
> Corson Currently Coupein' It
10/03/2013 at 09:25 |
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I dunno man...when they crawl on you, it's not cool.
Kugelblitz
> RotaryLover
10/03/2013 at 11:37 |
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Spiders are welcome around my house. They kill the goddamned stinkbugs.
I had a wasp land on my steering wheel last week, and crawl out of sight behind it. I was driving. (note-I am allergic comma deathly to wasps).
Swerved to the median, and bailed out in a cloud of clutch smoke. Wasp exited a minute later. I took a few deep breaths and got back in the car, rolled the windows up (ok pushed a button - who rolls up windows any more?) and drove home.
The fear is a hindbrain reflex for me, getting stung equals anaphylactic shock inside of five minutes. Wasps are scary, spiders are merely a minor creep.
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RotaryLover
> Kugelblitz
10/03/2013 at 13:33 |
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Anything small that goes on me terrifies me...I don't know why.